"Having Fun Prohibited"

Via BoingBoing.

White Lies Week

I've been good at telling lies for the past two weeks.

(2pm-I'm working in office and my handphone rang)
Mum: Are you coming home for dinner?
Me: Yes. I'm coming back at about 8pm today.

(8pm)
Dad: You're on your way back now?
Me: Erm, yeah i think so, em, leaving office soon.

(10pm)
Me: .......

(12am)
Dad: Hey dear, are you coming back today? Should I heat the soup for you now?
Me: Yaya, i'm coming back. I'll drink the soup.

(2am)
Me: ....... (slowly walking to carpark getting my car)

(2.30am)
me: Slurpppppppppp.......(drinking cold soup)

This has been going on for the past two weeks.

I was missing.

For the past two weeks, i was missing.

Mum: I thought you sold yourself to your company already.
Dad: Did you come home last night?
Bro: I'm in Johor for vacation.
(Me: HUH??? Since when?)
Bro: Eh, I thought you notice I wasn't at home these days?

Crap.